Astroturf (Live in Chicago ’23)

This song's called "Astroturf"

Woo

[Verse 1]
Woo!
Everything's dead here
Covered in plastic
Everything's fluoro
Evergreen matter
Gotta stop grass growin'
Cover that wormhole
Gotta stop birds from
Shitting on my lawn
When it don't matter
Everything's better
Throwaway plates are
Better for business
Everything's easy
Better for the earth is astroturf, 'kay

[Chorus]
Six butterflies fluttered by
Looked horrified
"I just hatched from chrysalis, I've only hours, 36
I need a mate to do my biz and this is where I will die
Heartbreaking
Way to end
I will fly on astroturf"

[Verse 2]
Okay
Suitable texture
Suitable colour
Miniature forest
Better than nature
Make me feel better
Knowing I won't go
Out on my lawn and
See an animal
Well, everything's sterile
Even infertile
Proud of my monster-ah
It's never been straighter!
The dog shit heaven
Better than the earth is astroturf

[Chorus]
Okay
Six butterflies fluttered by
Looked horrified
"I just hatched from chrysalis, I've only hours, 36
I need a mate to do my biz and this is where I will die
Heartbreaking
Way to end
I will fly on astroturf"

Astroturfing
Astroturfing
Astroturfing
Astroturf
Astroturfing
Astroturfing
Astroturfing
Astroturf
Astroturfing
Astroturfing
Astroturfing
Astroturf
Astroturfing
Is better for the earth
Astroturf
Alright, give me a second

[Instrumental]

Yeah!
Okay
Yeah, Lukey
Let's go, yeah

Woo!
Yeah

[Chorus]
Six butterflies fluttered by
Looked horrified
"I just hatched from chrysalis, I've only hours, 36
I need a mate to do my biz and this is where I will die
Heartbreaking
Way to end
I will fly on astroturf," yeah

Very good
Who said we didn't go to Berklee?
I did, I said that
Ah, okay
Price is good
Hey, I'm dressed like a Bud Light can
Thoughts?
Anyone can have a sip
Alright, Cookie Dawg
Let's do some dog-type shit, yeah?
Yeah, some straight up
Yeah, let's do it doggy-style!
Rawr!
Yeah, dog
Alright, this one's called "Down the Sink"
Ready, fellas?