​assumer andy

[Chorus]
Assumer Andy
Gave a blowjob and a handy
Fucked her and her friend
Like we're Grim, Billy, and Mandy
Fucking like I'm Garfield
I'm eatin' pizza
Pull up to your mans
She a rando, call me Randy

[Verse 1]
Muh'fucker, I ain't your friend
I'll fuck on your bitch, I mean Car's best friend
Pull up Ben 10
Four hours on my dick, all up in her ass
Feel like I'm dead
But, still, I'm alive, I'll be here till the end
I'ma fry some eggs
And a couple of biscuits, got presents like Christmas

[Chorus]
Assumer Andy
Gave a blowjob and a handy
Fucked her and her friend
Like we're Grim, Billy, and Mandy
Fucking like I'm Garfield
I'm eatin' pizza
Pull up to your mans
She a rando, call me Randy

[Verse 2]
Rando, call me Randy
Rando, call me Randy
I'ma blow up then I'll rot in jail
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Hop in the Mercedes
G Wagon from the 80s
All black tinted windows, lookin' shady