ASStroNOTs

"A child's happiness is priceless, especially on a birthday"

Snap the fuck outta your trance...
Turn off your television...
Pull up your muthafuckin' pants...
Shit is about to get enhanced...
The music's about to begin, 'ya betta get ready to dance...
Snap the fuck outta your dream...
Don't believe a goddamned thing, you see on that screen...
Shit is way beyond obscene...
Warriors are gathering, gettin' ready to intervene...

A funny thing happened on the way to the moon, they forgot the melody, so they madе up a new tune. NASA was laughing they assеs off at the buffoons, watching the shit thinking it's real, when it was just a cartoon. All that shit collapses right in front of 'ya face, the moment you cannot see the stars from outer-space. I will have any ASStroNOT's forehead wrinkling, when I ask why there's not a solitary star twinkling. Man lands on the moon? What the fuck you thinkin'? Who the fuck you think you foolin'? What the fuck have you been drinkin'? No wonder why you're scared to put your hand to god, not a single speck of moon dust on your landing pod. There's not a bigger bullshit fairytale that you could cobble, you forgot the burn crater underneath the lunar module...

Snap the fuck outta your trance...
Turn off your television...
Pull up your muthafuckin' pants...
Shit is about to get enhanced...
The music's about to begin, 'ya betta get ready to dance...
Snap the fuck outta your dream...
Don't believe a goddamned thing, you see on that screen...
Shit is way beyond obscene...
Warriors are gathering, gettin' ready to intervene...

Now they very people who've lied to you about their lunar landing, have given the whole planet an uber misunderstanding. Circus-y clowns nervously frown, when you point out the computer generated image of earth, it is perfectly round. We searched and we found, all of these anomalies. When you put them together it's comedy. The exaggerated nerve of 'ya, using a fish-eyed lens just to fabricate the curvature. Half these so-called "ASStroNOT's" don't know what space is, you can see the duping delight on their Freemasonic faces. They are light-years from logical. Is it oblate? Is it pear-shaped? It's absolutely comical. They can't seem to make up they mind, they thinking 'ya blind. You know what? They muthafuckin' right, so I gotta tell you one more time...

Snap the fuck outta your trance...
Turn off your television...
Pull up your muthafuckin' pants...
Shit is about to get enhanced...
The music's about to begin, 'ya betta get ready to dance...
Snap the fuck outta your dream...
Don't believe a goddamned thing, you see on that screen...
Shit is way beyond obscene...
Warriors are gathering, gettin' ready to intervene...

Is it flat, or is it round?
If you're looking for the truth, it shall be found
Is it a disc?
Is it a sphere?
Do you really think the answer is that clear?

"Cause and, then once you go flat, there's no going back. Once you've seen the evidence, once you know that the earth is flat, it's like you said, people believe they're on a spinning-ball. I don't believe I'm on a flat motionless plane, I'm aware that I'm on a flat motionless plane, I've seen the evidence, I've debunked all the supposed truths I was taught in school, that I'm on a spinning-ball. So, it's not a belief-based thing, it's an evidence-based thing. They claim that they're doing "Science" with a capital "S" at NASA, but they're really doing capital "P" Pseudoscience, and indoctrinating into you a bunch of excuses. Like corpuscular rays, to tell you why the sun is clearly just above the clouds, and not 93 million miles away. You know, they'll tell you the earth is leaning back at 23.5 degrees, to explain why you can see Polaris. They say it's pear-shaped to explain this around their holes. They'll give you excuse, after excuse as long as you're willing to listen to these liars, they'll keep lying to you, just like any liar." - Eric Dubay

Snap the fuck outta your trance...
Turn off your television...
Pull up your muthafuckin' pants...
Shit is about to get enhanced...
The music's about to begin, 'ya betta get ready to dance...
Snap the fuck outta your dream...
Don't believe a goddamned thing, you see on that screen...
Shit is way beyond obscene...
Warriors are gathering, gettin' ready to intervene...