Asshole

[Verse 1]
You woke up an asshole
I couldn't believe my eyes
I really hate my bad eye
And I thought you knew

[Verse 2]
You woke up my girlfriend
I can't believe my luck
I can't believe my bad luck
And I should have known

[Verse 3]
You told your friends about me
I'm not as smart as you
And all your stupid questions
I don't laugh at you

[Interlude]
Can't get it out of your head
Can't get it out of your head
Why do I turn to him?
How can I change you?
How can I?
How can I change you?

[Bridge]
And I hope things work out well for you
And I'm not coming back
And you knew all along
And you stole my best line
And you're right
You know, I'd go to fucking hell for you

[Outro]
There I go, believing you again
There I go, believing you again