ASIAN HOLIDAY | Lil Nas X - Holiday (Asian PARODY)

[Intro]
Duma

[Chorus]
Ay, it’s a holiday
I got rice, egg roll and two dollar hoes yeah
But, I gotta study
Ain’t got no time to get laid, man I’d rather get good grades yeah
I can’t even open my eyes
And I don’t know why, guess it’s okay to drive now
Oh shit, I hit something in the way, oh it’s just a dog
That’s a free meal today

[Verse]
Ay, K-pop is shit
Vietnam is number one, my voice will make you come yeah
Hoes all want my banh mi thit
I got the biggest dim sum, fuck the fork, sis, I don’t need ‘em

[Pre-Chorus]
Yo muda sliding in my DMs
Bitch, I ain’t no weeb but imma attack her titans
Passing all the test with no calc, bitch I’m Asian
Teehee, I’m bad as Kim Jong-Il’s son
Du ma may

[Chorus]
Ay, it’s a holiday
I got rice, egg roll and two dollar hoes yeah
But, I gotta study
Ain’t got no time to get laid, man I’d rather get good grades yeah
I can’t even open my eyes
And I don’t know why, guess it’s okay to drive now
Oh shit, I hit something in the way, oh it’s just a dog
That’s a free meal today

[Verse]
Man, I snuck into the wall like a Mongolian
To track this stupid mudafuka from Nickelodeon
Like somebody, Jake Paul is still the gay
He the mudafuking clown, stupid ‘merican
Du ma may
They tried to shoot me, but I have lag, see
Ay, no flex, but my AK is legendary
And they can’t find me, and everybody
Gangsta until they hear the trees speak

[Pre-Chorus]
Yo muda sliding in my DMs
Bitch, I ain’t no weeb but imma attack her titans
Passing all the test with no calc, bitch I’m Asian
Teehee, I’m bad as Kim Jong-Il’s son
Du ma may

[Chorus]
Ay, it’s a holiday
I got rice, egg roll and two dollar hoes yeah
But, I gotta study
Ain’t got no time to get laid, man I’d rather get good grades yeah
I can’t even open my eyes
And I don’t know why, guess it’s okay to drive now
Oh shit, I hit something in the way, oh it’s just a dog
That’s a free meal today