Asian American Beauty

[verse 1]

Yo
I got a big butt
But I’m not bragging
Cause back in Taiwan that was a bad thing
See in Asia, flat asses are the preference
And that was where I had to establish my point of reference

I met with many impediments from my back end
Among my circle, definitely the fat friend
But that said, there’s an excellent chance
I still can’t fit in Asian size XL pants

But when I moved to the Bay, damn, it opened my mind
Cause as it turned out, my behind was Oakland-sized
And to add another fact I didn’t know at the time
In America, Asians with butts are one of a kind

And there I had it, my massive ass became a massive asset
Due to that I’m not embarrassed to have a booty like two planets
So do the math on universal gravitation
Attraction is proportional to gluteal maximation
Cause I got

[Chorus]

Asian American beauty
And an Asian American booty

[verse 2]

But this is not another song that’s all about the bass
Anacondas, apple bottom jeans and tiny waists
This goes out to all the women feeling out of place
Whose bodies don’t comply to ideals dictated by their race

I got a yellow face, but my eyes are circle shaped
Which aided in averting the stereotypes and hurtful names
As Asian Americans we reside in a certain space
Between dominant thought and the culture from which our fathers came

The latter where it’s commonplace to be bodyshamed
And the former where Americans think we’re all the same
Flat butts and chests, but that’s just a perception
Asian girls are curvy too but that’s seen as an imperfection

Skin whitening creams for a lighter complexion
Lids under the knife for an eye widening section
But to women subjected to double standards of beauty
My answer is fuck the status quo, you know you’re a cutie
Cause you got

[Chorus]

Asian American beauty
And an Asian American booty

[verse 3]

You got a bubble tea butt, and cute proportions
I got some motherfucking barbeque pork buns
You got some bust, in my country they call it pobas
My chest is flatter than the bottom half of North Dakota

I know it’s hard to celebrate what you got
But I promise that you deserve to be hot, Asian or not
And famous or not, our bodies are not to be forgotten
So love yourself, you’re beautiful from the top to the bottom

You got

[Chorus]

Asian American beauty
And an Asian American booty