Ashley’s Big Adventure

[Intro - Pee-wee Herman, Simone]
Who’s Andy?
My boyfriend
Simone, this is your dream. You have to follow it
I know you’re right, but…
But what? Everyone I know has a big “but.”
C’mon Simone, let’s talk about your big “but.”

[Verse 1]
My head is full of explosives
My mouth works hard on setting them off
But you’ve diffused what I’ve got
In the front seat of a cross-campus bus
“Hey, aren’t you freezing?”
I know we look better underdressed
It costs a lot to look this cheap, but you’ve already won me over
So, let’s go out to eat

[Chorus]
I’ll flip a coin
You make the plans

[Verse 2]
And I’ll spring the five bucks for “Better Off Dead”
Sign me in with old identification
Honestly, how does anyone get any studying done?
This building’s like a factory
With the noise outside your bedroom
And your boyfriend’s face in the frame staring back at me
I can hardly sleep
I can hardly sleep

[Chorus]
I’ll flip a coin
You make the plans

[Bridge]
Say it’s on
Say it ain’t so
‘Cause you’re not going anywhere and I’m going home

[Verse 3 - Outro]
Two mornings later
Still hardly sleeping
Now, I’m running late for work
I’m running late for work
I’m running late for work
I’m running late for work
(I’m running late for work)