Asgore Runs Over Dess Cover - MOTI Very Important Video

[Verse 1: Alex Beckham as Asgore]

Driving in my truck right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

[Verse 2: Alex Beckham as Asgore]

Beer is on the seat
Blood is on the grass
Won't admit defeat
With cops right up my ass
You may have a fleet
But still I'm driving fast
I'll never be passed

I just saved the world
From the darkest founts
Killed a little girl
Better for the town
Gave this truck a whirl
Heavy is my crown
But I won't go down!

[Verse 3: Alex Beckham as Asgore]

Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants
Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!

Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants
Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!

[Verse 4: Alex Beckham as Asgore]

Shit, did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee
But I can't run, was it maybe all that weed?
If I speak to them, maybe I'll be free!
But they've got guns, what happens when they see my weed?
Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?

[Bridge (spoken): Alex Beckham as Asgore]

Alright, listen
I can't be arrested!
I'm like the mountain king or some shit in another universe!
And that deer has some powers!
I'm doing this world a favor!
Please...
Don't lock me up?

[Verse 5: Alex Beckham as Asgore]

I just saved the world
My thanks is thirty years to life
For that girl to be alive
And me to miss my wife
Can't be in a cage
All my flowers gonna die
I've got a growing kid to raise
I need her butterscotch pie
Imma start hiding, see?
I can only cry and mope
There'll be a friend inside of me
If I drop the fucking soap
I just wanna go home
Wish I hadn't gotten stoned
Now I'm stuck behind bars
While my wife is getting boned!

[Interlude (spoken): Alex Beckham as Asgore]
K-Dot
I'll miss you
Go seal that dark fountain
Also
Fuck Sans
And his convenience store

[Verse 6: Izzie Lotl as December Holiday, Izzie Lotl as The Roaring Knight]
Running for my life
From this psychopath
Chase me in his car
Looks like my ass is grass
Think I'm gonna die
This is a hate crime
OH GOD HOLY SHI--

Well, that sucked
That dude's such a prick
But now that I'm dead
I'm that aura farming bitch
Joke's on you
You sad wifeless dude
You should kill yourself

Oh no, not again!