As Bad as it Gets

[Verse 1: Keifer]
You always make us late
Messing with your make-up
And it's a big debate
If you think you're pretty enough

[Verse 2: Shawna]
You laugh at all your jokes
When nobody else does
You're always sneaking smokes
And leaving the seat up

[Chorus]
[Both]
You know, you know, you know you drive me crazy
[Keifer]
But we're gonna make it, that's a pretty safe bet
[Both]
You know, you know, you know I love you baby
[Keifer]
That's why we ain't killed each other yet
[Both]
I guess we got it good, I guess we got it good
If that's as bad as it gets

[Verse 3: Keifer]
Your closet's full of shoes
And clothes you never wear
Two hundred dollar do's
And you're still cussing your hair

[Verse 4: Shawna]
I hate your poker nights
Hanging here with all your buddies
And mornings walking 'round the house
In nothing but your undies

[Chorus]
[Both]
You know, you know, you know you drive me crazy
[Keifer]
But we're gonna make it, that's a pretty safe bet
[Both]
You know, you know, you know I love you baby
[Keifer]
That's why we ain't killed each other yet
[Both]
I guess we got it good, I guess we got it good
If that's as bad as it gets

[Verse 5]
[Keifer]
You love shopping, I hate shopping
[Shawna]
I know you go 'cause it makes me smile
[Keifer]
When we get home, yeah when we get home
You know I know you're gonna drive me wild, yeah
[Both]
Baby, baby, baby

[Chorus]
[Both]
You know, you know, you know you drive me crazy
[Keifer]
But we're gonna make it, that's a pretty safe bet
[Both]
You know, you know, you know I love you baby
[Keifer]
That's why we ain't killed each other yet
[Both]
I guess we got it good, I guess we got it good, I guess we got it good
If that's as bad as it gets
Guess we got it good
If that's as bad as it gets