ArseAnal (JammyHammy Diss)

[Lil Rugrat]
Yo imagine
Being an Arsenal fan
In 2020
Hah, yeah

Losing money left right centre
Man’s on a bender, Bet365
Raking in profits
Man’s not hot, he’s just a pretender

Wannabe Mbappe, but you’re missing like Mustafi
Banging hotties, but you know they’re fatties
Call them thicc, if it makes you happy

I’m Mertesacker
Hide your wife before I shag her
I’m 6 foot 5, that’s deep inside her
I’m so OP, turn on the sliders

Hey it’s Bates
Established rapper, I’m all the craze
Feeling down, but it’s just a phase
Got a big dick called it
Essay

Comin in hot
But man’s got heart as big as a city
Banging these songs
Banging these mums
Banging these bangs as banging as a banger

Fishing lobsters I’m flying high
In my helicopter, while ur trying hard
To be my daughter
Im breakin’ ankles, you’ll need a doctor

You’re just a fisherman, Jamaal
Just like all those Bengal’s

[Baze]
You put the arse and the anal together you get the Arsenal
Yeah, watching them playing that football makes me feel so uncomfortable
Yeah, got the shitest player in the world his name is Mesut Özil
Yeah, Mesut Özil
Yeah, he looks like a fucking iguana

Yeah, and now I'm hungry gotta eat my food from Benihana
Yeah, now we gonna go smoke these trees in Bahama
Yeah, now we gonna watch these Netflix dramas
They didn't make a show about the Arsenal, because they're fucking awful

[Chelskini]
Yeah, I hate the Arsenal
I hate the red colour, London is blue
London is blue, what do you do on the weekdays
I'm like Jamaal who is always sleeping

[ZarahLolli]
Yeah, I once had an affair with Jamaal
His cock is so small (so small)

[BroClubs]
Oh Jamaal, here we go again
I didn't even mean to fuck your friend
I didn't even mean for this to end
How could you have gone and played clubs with another man

You played clubs with someone else
When really you're the problem don't you see that, fucking idiot

You're shite!
You score 1 goal in a fucking night
I score 55 goals in a night
My God, your girl hop on my dick, oh she might

[Blackjack Black]
I am a rap God, you got that dad bod
If you were a rapper, you would be Jack Black
Because you're fat
(What the hell were you thinking? Come on dude, I'm not gonna be racist on this fucking track)

Anyway, yeah, yeah
I am not gay
But unless Jamaal was on my dick, it'd make my day
Yeah, mm, okay, what you say
Oh really, now you wanna meet me during the day