Army of Me

The Fake Andrews Sisters: Di-di-di-di-day

Who's that guy with the lab coat on?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I wonder who
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the vacant expression?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'll never tell
The Fake Andrews Sisters: It's not a conclusion that it's so forgone
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Okay, it's me
And me
And me
And also me!
Over there, that's me, too

The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the jutting jaw?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, baby!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the receding forehead?
Dr, Doofenshmirtz: Hey!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy living outside of the law?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, that's me
And me
And me
And also me!
Get out of my way
'Cause anyone can see
I'm about to settle down for some serious me-time!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: If you painted his picture
It would have to be a mural
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: 'Cause I'm tellin' you now
I've never been so plural!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz and the Fake Andrews Sisters: Look outside, you're bound to see
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere!
An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: A whole army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Doo, doo, doo doo de day day

So he's got a big surprise
For his brother, the Mayor
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: He never really figured
I was much of a player
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Roger's gonna run home
And hide under the covers...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: When he finds himself surrounded
By a thousand big brothers!

I'm a...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Fake Andrews Sisters: One-man family tree!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: It's an army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Di day a did'n di dip
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me-ee-he!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
A whole army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Di day-a did'n di dip
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: it's an army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: A whole army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Dee did'n day-uh!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's right!