[Verse 1]
King of the message board
Divine intellect would be selfish to hoard
So share wherever you can when nobody asked
You stand before all of human knowledge
You're always outclassed by those who went to college
But nobody's stopping you from inserting yourself
[Pre-Chorus]
You had so many opportunities to hit the backspace key
But you have to react to everything
[Chorus]
God damn, it must get so lonely
When knowing your truth is yours and yours only
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone
You probably see yourself as a martyr
But you can't be bothered to try any harder
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone
[Verse 2]
King of the flies and worms
Can't lift a finger to do a quick search
Before beating your keyboard over our heads
Speak so matter of factually
Equivalent to "well actually"
Your YouTube video still does not prove shit (Try reading about it)
[Chorus]
God damn, it must get so lonely
When knowing your truth is yours and yours only
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone
You probably see yourself as a martyr
But you can't be bothered to try any harder
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone
[Bridge]
It must be so very hard to be tasked
With taking every comment thread back to class
What a burden to possess the only true perspective
You think that nobody else has a clue
You think you've walked a mile in everyone's shoes
But you won't even leave your gamer chair to see the sun is setting on you
[Chorus]
God damn, it must get so lonely
When knowing your truth is yours and yours only
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone
You probably see yourself as a martyr
But you can't be bothered to try any harder
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone
God damn, it must get so lonely
When knowing your truth is yours and yours only
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone
You probably see yourself as a martyr
But you can't be bothered to try any harder
And still, you'll be leaving this party alone
[Outro]
You'll be leaving this party alone
Armchair Philosopher was written by Matthew Graham.
Armchair Philosopher was produced by Mattstagraham.
Mattstagraham released Armchair Philosopher on Fri Apr 29 2022.