Are You a Cop?

You’re afraid of college kids
Scared of some dumb shit they said

You’re the devil’s advocate
Whoa whoa whoa

You’re afraid of all extremes
So you don’t believe anything

Washed your brain till it was clean
Whoa whoa whoa

When someone shows you
Who they really are
Believe them

When someone shows you
Who they really—
Man, are you a cop?

You’re afraid that words could change
God forbid you feel ashamed

Washed your sheets but left a stain
Whoa whoa whoa

You’re afraid the left is right
But they’re like stalin: impolite

Why can’t people just be nice
Whoa whoa whoa

When someone shows you
Who they really—

Man, are you a cop?