Are You a Boy or Are You a Girl

Okay, this next song was originally done by the Barbarians
And it's dedicated to the fantabulous Dave Clark Five

You be walking down the street and you be looking fine
In your high heel sneakers with your wig hat on your head
You be looking fine in your white lipstick and your Cleopatra eye make-up
You be looking fine in your hip hugger trousers and your Beatle boots
Then all of a sudden these rednecks come a driving by
Creeping up slowly behind you in their run down truck
And just before they pull the trigger
They roll down the window and they scream at you...
Hey! Are you a boy or are you a girl?
Ha ha ha
Yeah, huh, woah, well alright, here I come, woah, ooh
Are you a boy or are you a girl?
In your bleached blonde hair you look like a girl
Well you may be a boy but hey you's look like a girl
You're always wearing skintight pants
You put the boys and girls in some kind of trance
In your skintight pants you look like a girl
Well you may be a boy but hey you look like a girl - yeah
I've seen you walking down the street in your hip hugger trousers
And your psychedelic tie
You got your hair teased up like Dusty Springfield
You got all your fingernails painted bright red
Are you Ringo?
Are you a boy tell me or are you a girl?
In your bleached blonde hair you sure do look just like a g-h-girl a g-h-girl
You may be a boy but hey you look like a girl
Here we go
Hey, you look like a girl
Hey, you look like a girl
Hey, you look like a girl
Hey, you look like a girl
You may be a boy but hey you's look like a girl
Yes you do
Like a , just like a girl