Apple Pie

[Intro: EatDatPussy445]
You ever fuck around and beat your fuckin' dick, nut on the goddamn floor, go to stand the fuck up and then slip and bust your ass, my nigga, in your own mother fuckin' cum? Up in your own fuckin' nut?
Well, that's what happened to me fuckin' yesterday

[Verse]
This bitch fat as hell, she want me to buy her chicken nuggets
Bitch, get the fuck out my face, you look like a muppet
Just beat up a four-yea- old, now he cryin' to his mommy
Caught that nigga lackin' and shot him with a Tommy
This nigga broke as hell, he drivin' a Honda
Slapped the fuck out this black bitch named LaFawnduh
Just beat a nigga up and left him with a broken bone
This bitch annoying as hell, she won't leave me alone
This nigga Obama weird as fuck 'cause I think he's black
Niggas be fucked up in the crib, man, they be doing crack
Just popped three percs, I think I'm gon' die
This bitch fat as hell, she want me to buy her apple pie
I'm mad as hell, this nigga Darrell caught me skippin' class
Went and grabbed a broom stick and shoved it up his ass
Niggas be callin' me trash, I know
Just slapped the fuck out of this fat black bitch, I think it was Lizzo
Shot up my uncle 'cause he gay as fuck
Beat up a crackhead who sound like Donald Duck
Black girl said she wanna smash, I said "Yuck"
This bitch ass look like a hockey puck
Shoutout Lil Jay, that nigga the homie
Then he dropped a diss track and rode my dick like a pony
This nigga dick so small, look like a piece of macaroni
Beat a nigga ass with a folding chair
This nigga Ethan mad as fuck, his brother shaved all his hair

[Outro]
Okay, that's it
Bye-bye