[Intro]
Yo [x13]
[Hook]
Denver town
City on a mountain
Pussies flowing - sorry
Pussies like fountains - sorry
Pussies like a river
I'm an orgasm giver - sorry
Alright - sorr-
Yo
[Verse 1]
Here's the thing about me and your mom
I objectify her when I'm rapping but we get along
I'm an equal to her, she's a partner to me
I support her from behind I don't lead the patriarchy
Denver town - I fuck your momma - sorry
When I fuck your momma
My dick shatters the glass ceiling
That's the point
I break it with my big hard hammer dick
We'll edit that later so it sounds like I came up with that
Big hard hammer dick
[Verse 2]
Denver town - I fucked your momma silly - sorry
I fucked your momma so hard I'm like Billy Bob Thornton
Sorry - I know you probably don't like him
Nobody does - he's like human lichen
That's a kind of mold or spore
Fucked your momma out on the floor - sorry
But it was - it was intimate
It was the floor of a - a cabinet
Specially designed
By an architect I hired to make her feel fine
Not that she needs my help
I took her to a restaurant she chose through Yelp
She said "can I get potatoes?" I said "yes"
I say yes to everything your momma says - guess what?
She loves me more than you
Does that make you feel emasculated?
It made her feel elevated
Like the altitude of
[Hook]
Denver town
City on a mountain
Pussies flowing - sorry
Pussies like fountains - sorry
Pussies wet - sorry
Pussies getting juicy - sorry
Pussy's a classic like I Love Lucy - sorry
[Verse 3]
Sorry not sorry not gonna apologize
Fucked your momma between her creamy beautiful thighs
Sorry - and creamy doesn't mean white
It just means smooth and delicate and tight
But I'm not body-shaming either
If your momma was fat, I would still eat her beaver - sorry
[Hook]
Denver town
City on a mountain
Pussies flowing - sorry
Pussies like fountains - sorry
[Verse 4]
Here's the thing about me and your mom
We're equal partners and our relationship is strong
I wouldn't cheat on her, I wouldn't run around
I would never talk to her as if she was down underneath me
I always consult with her
Unless I get irritated then I go RARRRR! Shut up!
But... you know... big hard hammer dick
I look inside and I see two settings
One for my dick and the pussies that I'm wetting
I thought it was a favor, I thought it was chivalry
I didn't know 'til I looked inside of me
I said "Oh shit! I a part of misogyny!
I'm contributing with silence to patriarchy!
Rose McGowan had to step up hard
Then they suspended her from Twitter - remember that?
[Hook]
Denver town
City on a mountain
Pussies flowing - sorry
Pussies like fountains - sorry
Pussies like a river
I'm an orgasm giver - sorry
Alright - sorr-
Yo
[Verse 5]
Fucked your momma so hard she started giving water
Fucked your momma so hard my dick became her daughter
My dick is now a woman it's got titties called balls
I took her to Canada - Niagara Falls
And I married her, I'm committed to her for life
I'm like a spoon married to a knife
We're silverware, me and your momma
We belong together forever
I wanna
I wanna be with your momma forever
Apologies to Denver was produced by Open Mike Eagle.
Dan Harmon released Apologies to Denver on Tue Jan 01 2019.