Apocalypstick

[Verse 1]
I've hunted the Neanderthal, Australopithecines
I stuck a knife in Caesar, beheaded kings and queens
But they all had it coming, they all had to go
It said so in the book that taught me everything I know

I've had my tongue in noble ears, they don't know where it's been
Stuck a snake in Cleopatra, gave road head to James Dean
Yeah I wiped out the dinosaurs and then shot JFK
A walking, talking symbol of societal decay

[Chorus]
I'm a battering ram, I'm an innocent lamb
You can call me Sir, you can call me Ma'am
I'm a deep stab wound, I'm a tiny pinprick
In any case, apocalypstick

I'm a sweet honеybee, I'm a wasp at the picnic
In any case, apocalypstick

[Verse 2]
I threw a bonе to Pavlov's dogs when they mauled Schrödinger's cat
I don't believe we have free will, but then I have no say in that
And that's why you cannot blame me, 'cause babe it ain't my fault
I have no choice, I hear my voice just chat shit by default

Old Nostradamus told me that it wasn't meant to be
That eternal mediocrity's my only destiny
So I shot him in the belly and left him there to die
He never saw that coming, I can't help but wonder why

[Chorus]
I'm a battering ram, I'm an innocent lamb
You can call me Sir, you can call me Ma'am
Just a typical anomalous statistic
In any case, apocalypstick

I'm a corporate shill, I'm a goddamn beatnik
In any case, apocalypstick