Apocalypse

I sit back
Hungry cause I got no snacks
I'm a mastermind
Chugging these bottles of Tic Tacs
The only thing that numbs the pain of my slit wrists
I know that it's unhealthy but I can't help it
The apocalypse is number one on my list
Of the reasons why I should be hanging out in the abyss
I look out the window, my arm instantly feels weaker
I feel like I'm staring at the grim reaper
I'm running out of food, I need to go to the store
But I can't, don't feel like a person anymore
Every single celebrity is dead
Feeling like I will be better of dead, off with my head
Prepare for nuclear fallout, hide under the bed

Prepare for disaster, we're all gonna die
I'm afraid it's our time
Prepare for disaster, we're all gonna die
I'm afraid it's our time

Do you remember all of the plants that grew
I do, and I guess now they're all dead too!
It's like the entire earth suddenly got this flu
And now it's not going away, dude!
Make sure to hide you boo
Because later there will be lazer roosters like caca doodle doo!
Prolly not, I'm just assuming the worst
Considering this is bad like an rotten bratwurst
I had to eat that the other day
But I wasn't getting out of it anyway
But don't cry, there's no reason to weep
I need melatonin just to even fall asleep
One day I'll be able to take a break and sleep underground softly
Somebody help me

Prepare for disaster, we're all gonna die
I'm afraid it's our time
Prepare for disaster, we're all gonna die
I'm afraid it's our time

I'm ceasing to breathe, Queen Elizabeth is dead
But people keep saying, "I'm sick, I need meds"
Everywhere I look I see death
Tons of people outside taking their last breath
This is the apocalypse, the end of this adventure
I think that I should shoot myself and surrender
Maybe that would be better
Than You, I and our kids together

Prepare for disaster, we're all gonna die
I'm afraid it's our time
Prepare for disaster, we're all gonna die
I'm afraid it's our time

I'm friends with Dr. Domino, he is the god of rap
But he just is spitting still like he don't care that the world is turning to crap!
Let's just hear from the perspective of him
And T Hutchinson, during this event