Ape Sh!T

[Intro]
Ayeon on the beat
(Zxgger's daddy)

[Chorus: zxgger]
I only smoke joints, lil homie, fuck a big bong
Give her six inches, I ain't packin' no footlong
Slap a pussy with a paddle, like it's fuckin' ping-pong
Going apeshit, got me feelin' like I'm Donkey Kong

[Verse 1: zxgger]
Got no friends, they're not nice folk
Got no cash, young zxgger's so broke
Got no Cola, so I pull up with some Coke
She let me hit it from the rear, lil shawty had a stroke
Fucked a bitch named Mercede, then I took off in the Benz
Vlone on my hoodie, on the front it says friends
Buddy named Ray, but that losеr got no bands
Talk all that shit, and you finna catch these hands
King Kong swag, I'ma climb a skyscraper
Chokе slam a goofy, feelin' like the Undertaker
Shawty got cake, she a goddamn baker
Pussy so fat, she a goddamn acre
I had to grind hard, Lego bricks what I'm dealin'
Stack them up high, it could reach the damn ceiling
Pop a perc in the morning to do some mental healing
You didn't care how I was, now you askin' how I'm feelin' (Perfect)

[Chorus: zxgger & SauceDad69]
I only smoke joints, lil homie, fuck a big bong
Give her six inches, I ain't packin' no footlong
Slap a pussy with a paddle, like it's fuckin' ping-pong (Ay)
Going apeshit, (Yuh) got me feelin' like I'm Donkey Kong

[Verse 2: SauceDad69]
Sauce in this bitch, hit a bitch with the nice dong
Ignore my stress, I'ma play that bitch like ping-pong
Walk up in the party, bangin' all my shit like King Kong
Bitch catch a barrel, (Ay) I'ma throw it down like Donkey Kong
Big ape shit, hoe, you see me on some bape shit
Big chick, fake bitch, hand on my face, bitch
Handle all you niggas with the waist song like Rock
Lay this punch to his chest, knock him down, call me Bruce Lee
I'm faded, prolly got yo' bitch sedated
Shawty somewhere in the corner taxin' niggas off of FaceBook
I'm jaded, she puttin' Sauce in her playlist
You sellin' all my flows I been done with for ages
Gassed up, 'bout to make a big move, Max Keeble
No, I ain't got no Corona, but my blade lethal
Boy been out here chasin' waterfall like you trace songs
Beat the bitch pussy to the ground like I'm Donkey Kong

[Chorus: zxgger]
I only smoke joints, lil homie, fuck a big bong
Give her six inches, I ain't packin' no footlong
Slap a pussy with a paddle, like it's fuckin' ping-pong
Going apeshit, got me feelin' like I'm Donkey Kong

[Verse 3: Lil Barnacle]
I'm raiding her house like it's Ruby Ridge
Yeah, I'm fuckin' your bitch, and then she's drinkin' my jizz
Call her a cannibal because she's eating my kids
And then I crush her skull like I'm The Miz
Dropping a gorilla finger, yeah I take big shits
Eating bad baby's poop right out of the toilet
Me, zxgger, and SauceDad in the function goin' apeshit
Pull out my ding dong and put it in a little kid
Weed is for pussies, and I only do Krokodil
I nut on her face and it looks like an oil spill
I stick my dick into a fire anthill
Then I bash a hooker's head in with an anvil
She was Chinese, she said "Sum ting wong"
I said "No bitch, that's just my massive fucking dong"
I been 'mitting two first degree murder in this song
Something, something, something, something, something, Donkey Kong

[Chorus: zxgger]
I only smoke joints, lil homie, fuck a big bong
Give her six inches, I ain't packin' no footlong
Slap a pussy with a paddle, like it's fuckin' ping-pong
Going apeshit, got me feelin' like I'm Donkey Kong