Apartment Song One

It's Saturday morning
For the trillionth time
I'm in my apartment
Hungover again
New York's as quiet as it ever gets
And there's clothes and cat litter
All over the floor

And I might be stating the obvious here
But it's hard to make sense of anything anymore
'Cause everything is funny
In an unfunny way
And I laugh 'til I cry
But why I'm unsure
I'm unsure

I drink coffee
It makes me tired
Phoebe and I text about seizing the day
And I stand in the shower
For hours and hours
And I drink more coffee
It keeps me from sleeping

But I woke up and it's 5pm
Wasted the day just reading the news
The dogs in the park
They bark at the J Train
And I tell Phoebe that I'm feelin' so great

And of course I am stating the obvious here
But it's hard to make sense of anything anymore
Everything is funny
In an unfunny way
And I laugh 'til I cry
But why I'm unsure

And of course I am stating the obvious here
But fuck if it isn't hard to do anything at all
I just keep laughing at anything and everything
'Cause in the end it feels like a joke in some way