Apartment Murders

What a creased and wrinkly old thing
It's time to iron you up and get you locked away
Cause I need a place to stay
I need a place like yours to call mine
All you do is sign right here on the dotted line

Apartment murders
Apartment murders
They swore that they would not hurt her
Apartment for murder

And when you hear a noise in your home
Well, he's coming down the banister
He's just another hoodlum
Yeah, he's a real stinker
Learned his tricks down in Florida

And now it's time to run back
And hide your valuables
Oh yeah, and be afraid
Cause now here it comes the promise
And it sounds too good to be true

Apartment murders
Apartment murders
They swore that they would not hurt her
Apartment for murder