Anxious Puss

[Intro]
Birdie had no right to diss you like that
Man, Birdie's just bein' Birdie
Aw fuck! (fuck)
Yeah, ok I can do this (just get it over with)
I'm an anxious-
Ayy

[Chorus]
I'm an anxious, pussy, piece of fucking shit (yeah)
It's probably 'cause of my really tiny dick, hot
Girls come by, so I say I gotta dip
Getting ganged up on by my own fucking clique

[Verse 1]
It's the worst, and I know it (yeah)
I'm a bitch, so I'm blowin'
Threw a party, no one's showin'
Chardonnay is how I'm coping
Can't get hard, so no pokin'
I'm so lost, feelin' hopeless
Social life is fuckin' bogus (ayy)

[Pre-Chorus]
This is me, and I can't breathe
I saw a girl with a plush heinie
Now I am worried, will she say hi to me?
Probably not, because you can't cock with no weenie

[Chorus]
I'm an anxious, pussy, piece of fucking shit (yeah)
It's probably 'cause of my really tiny dick, hot
Girls come by, so I say I gotta dip
Getting ganged up on by my own fucking clique

[Intermission]
Dude yo, that's Jennette, she's right there (doesn't she go by Jan?)
Dude go chat that bitch up, cmon
What am I gonna say to her? 'Hey Jan, nice boobs'?
Don't be a pussy (Yeah cmon man, don't be a bitch)
Here just take this (what?), it's Xanax
Uh, ok

[Hook]
How's it going bitch? How's it going bitch? How's it going?
How's it going bitch? How's it going bitch? (ayy, yeah)
How's it going bitch? How's it going bitch? How's it going?
How's it going bitch? How's it going bitch? (uh)

[Verse 2]
Send me nudie pics, yeah I popped a Xan I'm feelin' groovy
Bitch, I should sit, shouldn't stand, that's not how to be a man
That's not how to stunt, that's not how to talk to Jan (uh uh)
Goin' around actin' like I made my own advance (yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]
Anxious pussy is what I am
All these hoes around me but I'm sticking to my hand (yeah)
Anxious pussy is what I am
I gotta take a fuckin' piss, but I'll do it in my pants

[Chorus]
I'm an anxious, pussy, piece of fucking shit (yeah)
It's probably 'cause of my really tiny dick, hot
Girls come by, so I say I gotta dip
Getting ganged up on by my own fucking clique

[Verse 3]
Take that tampon out, you're not a fuckin' chick (no)
Put those boxers on, get those big boy pants zipped (yeah)
You're a hotshot cutie, so stop acting like a simp
Stretch those thick legs out, and strut it like a pimp
Put Cialis down your mouth, so your dick ain't limp
Just fix yourself now, come on please take a hint
Time to chill the fuck out, roll a doink and take a hit
You're not a stupid whiny dorky little fuckin' kid (no)

[Outro]
I, am the shit, o- ok
Cmon, fuck me cmon