Ants In My Pants

[Verse 1]
Stress can breed a psychopath
You’re all that calms me down
I forget that I’m a mess when you’re around
Please can you be home tonight
Say it's not over yet
My human tranquilizer
My pretty Percocet

[Pre-Chorus]
I just want to chill with you tonight, girl
I wish that I could chill with you tonight

[Chorus]
Stop the worries that keep forming in my head
Cause I’ve got ants in my pants
Unless it's you in them instead
Oh baby, I was a faker before you
Was a faker before you
I was a faker before you
Ha, let's go

[Verse 2]
Tomorrow brings a busy day
It's overstuffed with time
I need to hear you breathing on the line
And you can be closed minded
If you have open arms
Why can’t I ever work my wily charms on you?

[Pre-Chorus]
I just want to chill with you, tonight girl
I wish that I could chill with you tonight

[Chorus]
Stop the worries that keep forming in my head
Cause I’ve got ants in my pants
Unless it's you in them instead
Oh baby, I was a faker before you
Was a faker before you
I was a faker before you
Ooh...

[Saxaphone Solo]

[Verse 3]
And you still weren’t home when I
Dialed up the phone in the evening
Twiddling thumbs and I’m
Wondering what’s this I’m feeling
I may be strong below the belt
But not with what I thought and felt
That blissful night I knelt
Between your legs
Between our heads
Between our hearts

[Outro]
I was a faker before you
I was a faker before you
I was a faker before you
(I was a faker before you)
I was a faker before you
(I was a faker before you)
I was a faker before you
(I was a faker before you, you)
I was a faker before you

[Outro: Bass Guitar Solo]