Antipholus’ Lament (Act Two, Scene Two)

[ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE]
Am I on Earth, in Heaven, or Hell?
Do I exist? Do I appear?
Sleeping, waking, sick or well
Am I bewitched? Am I here?

Do I know them, since they know me?
Do I believe them, or my eyes?
Do they see what they think they see
Am I Cognito, in disguise?

This can't be so
This can't be me
If this is me, night isn't night
Day isn't day

This can't be where I'm s'posed to be

[LUCIANA (spoken)]
Come come, Antipholus! We dine too late!

[ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE (sung)]
Well, since she says I'm here
(spoken)
I'll stay