Another awful day

[Verse 1]
I swear I meant to stay this time
I put down roots, I thought I was doing fine
Apparently you can't outrun a fax machine
Survived gods, but still don't get technology
You know it's kind of funny? I just made a downpayment on a second hand Vespa
Whoops, I guess I'm a bad investor

[Chorus]
How can I make repayments in a different reality?
I've lost the script, the phase is flipped, and I'm ruined financially
I'm a credit to my team but my credit rating is lower than a submarine
A shadow conscript, the phase is flipped, and I'm ruined financially

[Verse 2]
While I'm gone I know I'll be mist
Bye half The Garage, my landlord and maybе my optometrist
I want off this merry-go-round, it stopped bеing fun
But until then it's another awful day for Mike Townsend: prodigal son

[Chorus]
How can I make repayments in a different reality?
I've lost the script, the phase is flipped, and I'm ruined financially
I'm a credit to my team but my credit rating is lower than a submarine
A shadow conscript, the phase is flipped, and I'm ruined...