Angry Video Game Nerd Theme

[Intro]
He's gonna take you back to the past

[Verse 1]
He's gonna take you back to the past
He plays some shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road-killed skunk and down it with beer

[Chorus]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari, Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nеrd

[Verse 2]
He's close to puke all ovеr his feet
While playing shit that no one can beat
He just can't take it anymore
Although he won't stop 'till he's past level four
With his power glove and his zapper gun
He's trying hard, but then again, it's no fun

[Chorus]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari, Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

[Bridge]
He plays the worst games of all time
They're horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad, he can spit (Cowabunga!)
Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin' piece of dog shit!

[Verse 3]
They rip you off and don't care one bit
But the nerd, he doesn't ever forget
He'd rather bite a killer shark
Before he takes more animals to the ark
His list is long with many names
What were they thinking when they made all these games?

[Interlude]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

[Chorus]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
If you like him, you might buy his new shirt
He's the angry console gaming nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

[Outro]
Yeah, he's the Angry Video Game Nerd