The full opening theme song for the long-running Angry Video Game Nerd web series. Usually, only the opening verse and the chorus are heard in the actual episodes. This full version was available for download elsewhere, at first on Kyle’s sites, then spread to others.
[Verse 1]
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
[Chorus]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
[Verse 2]
When you turn on your TV
Make sure it's tuned to channel three
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth
Armed with his Zapper, he will tear these games down
[Chorus]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
[Bridge]
He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad, he can spit
Or say, "Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece of dog shit!"
[Verse 3]
They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
The characters' names are wrong! Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?
[Outro]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He's the angriest, most pissed-off gaming nerd
He's the Angry Atari, Amiga, CD-i, ColecoVision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, TurboGrafx-16, Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore, Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
Angry Video Game Nerd was written by Kyle Justin & James Rolfe.
Angry Video Game Nerd was produced by Kyle Justin.
Kyle Justin released Angry Video Game Nerd on Tue Feb 13 2007.