Anger Management (Skit)

[Intro: DJ Argue, Merky ACE & Mad Max]
Take a seat, Mr. Max
Yes
How's the progress been since our last meeting?
It ain't gone well, you know. I can't lie, it's been pretty bad. Like... I've been tryna stay calm
Nah, I ain't
But other people keep drawing me out
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking kill 'em
And if they keep doing that...
Brown bread
I don't know how I'm gonna improve
In order for you to improve, I think you need to identify what's been getting you angry. Is there any noticeable symptoms?
Yeah. When man try it, innit? Man know when they're trying it
Yeah, nah
Like, I've never been one that acts oblivious
Never
When a man's trying it
Never that
So, yeah, my stomach starts going in knots and all that
Yeah
I start seeing red
Go nuts
I start feeling like all my pores are opening out my fucking skin
Go fucking nuts
Like, that's nothing, innit? I'll still be like that from man try it, that's normal. Do you know like that?
So, do you actually want to improve?
No!
Yeah...
No!
'Cause you carrying on like this is only gonna cause you more problems in life
It's never problems for me. It's other people's problems, you know like that?
(War is normal)

[Chorus: Merky ACE]
I don't wanna go mad
But my blood's boiling, I'm gonna go skitz
Tryna stay calm but man draw me out
And I never been a prick
I don't wanna go mad
Devil on my shoulder saying "go sick"
Tryna block it out but I know that it's right
Now I think I'm skitz
Feeling like I'm crazy
Back and forth in the same place, pacing
Looking in the mirror, raging
Telling myself "I'ma kill these pagans"
Picture it in my imagination
Tryna make it real and avoid police station
They keep hiding my frustration
Gonna have me camping out on the pavement, lurking

[Post-Chorus: Merky ACE]
Lurking
Lur-lur-lurking
P-p-pavement lurking
Lur-lur-lurking

[Chorus: Merky ACE]
I don't wanna go mad
But my blood's boiling, I'm gonna go skitz
Tryna stay calm but man draw me out
And I never been a prick
I don't wanna go mad
Devil on my shoulder saying "go sick"
Tryna block it out but I know that it's right
Now I think I'm skitz
Feeling like I'm crazy
Back and forth in the same place, pacing
Looking in the mirror, raging
Telling myself "I'ma kill these pagans"
Picture it in my imagination
Tryna make it real and avoid police station
They keep hiding my frustration
Gonna have me camping out on the pavement, lurking

[Post-Chorus: Merky ACE]
Lurking
Lur-lur-lurking
P-p-pavement lurking
Lur-lur-lurking

[Chorus: Merky ACE]
I don't wanna go mad
But my blood's boiling, I'm gonna go skitz
Tryna stay calm but man draw me out
And I never been a prick
I don't wanna go mad
Devil on my shoulder saying "go sick"
Tryna block it out but I know that it's right
Now I think I'm skitz
Feeling like I'm crazy
Back and forth in the same place, pacing
Looking in the mirror, raging
Telling myself "I'ma kill these pagans"
Picture it in my imagination
Tryna make it real and avoid police station
They keep hiding my frustration
Gonna have me camping out on the pavement, lurking

[Post-Chorus: Merky ACE]
Lurking
Lur-lur-lurking
P-p-pavement lurking
Lur-lur-lurking