An Ominous Shack

[Intro: Billy Obey, Lee Carver]
You drug me all the way out here for this shit?
Yo, this place is suppose to have a hot tub
But I bet it got bed bugs
Come on, no fuckin' way! I'm not sleeping here
I'll be in the car!
There's no way we can bring babes back here
No, hold on, don't leave me guys. Don't leave me
There's no way. F that!
Woah, what the...
Look at this shit! You see that?

[Verse 1: Lee Carver, Joe Black, Billy Obey]
The roof and the porch is about to collapse
Uhh, why the fuck's it getting dark so fast?
Yeah it's like, not even three but it looks like midnight
Who got the key? Let's get inside and get right
Hey, yo, Lee (Whattup?)
They said it was under the mat (Bet!)
Soon as he grabbed it the sky turned black
This vacation is wack, this cabin's a dump
I'm totally getting a refund! What the fuck?
This weekend was suppose to be fun
Well it's not (Right?)
I'm just thankful for the bag of pot that Bill brought
Uh, guys, I forgot to bring the blunt wraps. I'm being honest here
Man, what could be worse than that?
I forgot the gas What do you mean? We've got half a tank!
I mean I forgot the weed, forgot the dank (Ugh)
A storm's brewing, shouldn't ignore it
Just open up the door and explore it, it's

[Chorus: Lee Carver, Billy Obey]
Decrepit, creepy, dusty and horrid
An ominous shack in the black of the forest
Torture and horror we'll surely endure
This shit don't look like the picture from the brochure
Decrepit, creepy, dusty and horrid
An ominous shack in the black of the forest
Suddenly I get the sensation
We're probably gonna die on this vacation

[Verse 2: Joe Black, Billy Obey, Lee Carver]
It smells like the armpits of a carcass
I can see the piss on the carpets in the darkness
Guys, I'm sorry about forgetting the bud
We in deep, our feet stuck to the rug, this shit is gross
Cobwebs and dust covering taxidermy
Shit, you already know that that bathrooms dirty
Well, if not it will be, compliments of Billy (Fuck you)
Forgot the weed but he brought his ma's chili
He means really I'm the shit, you know and it's true
Joey's always tripping 'cause he can't tie his shoes
Shut the fuck up, you two, it ain't time to fight
All of a sudden the fireplace ignites
Out of the norm, but at least we have light
By the sound of the storm, we'll be stuck here all night
Something wasn't right, feeling oh so uneasy
Start noticing a green light glowing underneath me, it's

[Chorus: Lee Carver, Billy Obey]
Decrepit, creepy, dusty and horrid
An ominous shack in the black of the forest
Torture and horror we'll surely endure
This shit don't look like the picture from the brochure
Decrepit, creepy, dusty and horrid
An ominous shack in the black of the forest
Suddenly I get the sensation
We're probably gonna die on this vacation

[Verse 3: Lee Carver]
Everything went quiet, all still and eerie
Its neck bone snapped in its throat so clearly
The severed head of the deer mounted on the wall
Moved its jaws (What the fuck) and spoke a warning to all, it said

[Outro]
You know that smell that smells so distinct, it's that stink you love it
From what direction you can't tell just where the fuck it's coming from
You know that smell that smells so distinct, it's that stink you love it
(Smells like some fuckin' dank, bruh!)
From what direction you can't tell just where the fuck it's coming from
(You smell that weed? He's trying to tell us to go down to the basement, right down there)
You know that smell that smells so distinct, it's that stink you love it
(In the fucking basement? I can smell it)
From what direction you can't tell just where the fuck it's coming from