American Idol

[Chorus]
Look at how they look at me now
Attention gonna boost my esteem
Lost about a million pounds
And god I look so good on TV

[Verse 1]
Make me pretty and orange
So I can fuck the tourists
In these parts there ain't no shortage for schneef
And when it rains, it's pouring
Can't help with all my whoring
Got a fever hiding all over me
Lu-lull me to sleep with a xanny
Come now, who's your daddy?
Pop an addy when we land at the scene
And yeah I cheat, what of it?
Everybody does it
But I'm glad it's never happened to me

[Pre-Chorus]
Welcome to the valley, where nothing is real
Welcome to the valley, nobody care how ya feel

[Chorus]
Look at how they look at me now
Attention gonna boost my esteem
Lost about a million pounds
And god I look so good on TV

[Bridge]
Oh, I love it
Oh, I really want it
Can I touch it?
Can I have it for keeps?
(so pretty)
Oh, I love it
Oh, I really want it
Can I touch it?
Can I have it for keeps?

[Verse 2]
Make me pretty and orange
So I can fuck the tourists
In these parts there ain't no shortage for schneef
And when it rains, it's pouring
Can't help with all my whoring
Got a fever hiding all over me
Lu-lull me to sleep with a xanny
Come now, who's your daddy?
Pop an addy when we land at the scene
And yeah I cheat, what of it?
Everybody does it
But I'm glad it's never happened to me

[Outro]
Welcome to the valley, where nothing is real
Welcome to the valley, nobody care how ya feel