America: The Ride™

[Spoken Intro]
Welcome!
You have entered America: The Ride™!
That's right! An educational... ride
And a thrill ride where you will be experiencing
The history, of the United States of Ameriba
You're gonna eat Cheeseburgers!
You're gonna see the great... Eagle!
You're gonna see the Flag and the Stripes
And the, the GOLD of America!
We start off tonight's tour with
The Great Drop of God making the America™
When he made the Earth

[Verse 1]
He made the America!
'Cause he is God!
And he loves America!

[Spoken Dialogue]
But now we move into another area
This area is called the Great... Crazy Western™!
This is where people shot at... with each other!
And we haven't built the guns yet
But when the song is done we're gonna add the guns later
You might see them, you might not, we might run out of a budget
Sorry, that's not our problem

[Verse 2]
But we have the guns!
And that is so much fun!

[Spoken Outro]
That's right!
You can now, almost say
That you've been through the history of America
And I say... Congratulations!
It's great value!
Do not complain, but this place is America!