America’s Great National Pastime

One of America's great national pastimes is drinkin' a Coke
Takin' a smoke, tellin' a joke
One of America's great national pastimes is playin' ball
Takin' it all and thinkin' so small

Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore
The great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore

One of America's great national pastimes is chocolate fudge
Carryin' a grudge, bribin' a judge

One of America's great national pastimes is poisoning rain
Acting insane, inflicting pain

Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore
The great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the

One of America's great national pastimes is the worship of speed
Planting the seeds, takin' more than she needs
One of America's great national pastimes is cutting the grass
Grabbin' some ass, living too fast

Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore
The great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore