Am I The Only One

Better not be doin' no show with no cape or no shit like that
...aight?
One, two

It's expensive to eat out the microwave
So hairy, I can't view your tattoos
Clear, polite, and patient; less cursin'
"Who's Mr. Fantastik?"
Ask @gasdrawls
Do you ever notice how white ladies remember to lock their car
Right when I pass?
Am I the only one?
Do you ever notice how white children run back to their guardian after wanderin' off into the aisle where I'm alone minding my business?
Am I the only one?

Wild imagined scenarios belong in a novel
Don't waste deep thought
When you can see it from both sides, write it that way
Most of the time he's a future mad shooter
"Federal decriminalization is a guarantee in 2020!"
Internet and DNA changed the world
A woman's right to put a baby on the next nigga is ironclad and protected
She used to love Pringles, now she tell me she gluten-free
Your beats ain't got no drums and that's cool
Be mindful of neglecting a ride-or-die 808
Record shoppers can relate
I don't care how much you bob your head, I know when I hear a fat beat

One can stand next to, but can't expect, too
I said all that to say everybody got somethin' to say
All brains, no bra on
In this life, tryna make sure nobody got to raise their voice
To give you good advice

I tell my black women, be careful when you call the police on a black man, because you may be making the call that's his death call. You know what I'm saying? The way shit is now, you might be putting in his death call. Women be mad and emotional, and, "Oh, fuck that, you gettin' out" or "You goin' to jail", you know, just 'cause they're in their emotions, and we're in our emotions, too, when those people come... shit gets crazy, and you done sentenced this nigga to death