Alternate Ending

Hey, man, that song was incredible, but you kind of left them hanging there at the end. I was expecting something?
Yeah, I got you, man, check this out

With a tear on her cheek, she offered him sympathy
Just hearing her voice gave him an epiphany
He said, "I realize that you're the only one for me"
She said, "Only time will tell if it's meant to be"

(Not only time will tell, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be, I mean no)
Man, I got a tough crowd here

With a tear on her cheek, she offered him sympathy
Just hearing her voice gave him an epiphany
He said, "I was trying to be someone I wasn't"
She said, "Out of all my relatives, you're my favorite cousin"

(Aww, man, now you acting real silly, I'm starting to lose interest in this song)
I'm just playing with you, man, here's how it really went down

With a tear on her cheek, she offered him sympathy
Just hearing her voice gave him an epiphany
He said, "I realize you're the only one for me"
He said, "I'm glad you finally see, but it's too late, sorry"

(Man, forget it, I try to get a serious answer out of you man, forget it, forget it)
Nah, man, nah, I know, I know, it's cool, man
In reality, they got married, had kids, had a fifty year anniversary, had all the finer things in life. They didn't make a lot of money though, cuz, uhhh, you know he had that bum leg, you know, but he was hopping around, doing his thing, you know, and they were happy