“Alphas” Lonely

Intro:
Shout out to X-Brad, you already know what it is loc
We on man, Jeff Daniels Official, legit boss ass gang shit man you already know what it is loc hell yeah, X-Brad

Verse 1:
Alphas Only more like Alphas Lonely
Club full of perms hair looking like macaroni
The leader's caught simping, dude just a phony
'Bout to catch a case like he a fucking goalie

Verse 2:
X-Brad coming at you like I'm a God Master
Trying to catch up but my swag gets faster
I'mma transform like I'm Autobot Blaster
X-Brad out here about to cause a disaster

Verse 3:
All these fools, they trying to be alpha
Now you're just a downgrade of Alfalfa
You're my servant and I'm Cleopatra
I'mma run you over with my John Green tractor

Verse 4:
Look at all these fucking Li Shang wannabes
Hate to say it, but they got toxic masculinity
Something came in the mail today, ha it was deez
When I'm at McDonalds, I get a 2 for 3

Verse 5:
All these so called alphas, they trying to be pimps
They trying to act hard so they don't look like simps
Like deep down, they're the biggest simps
They watched The Office and thought they were Jim

Verse 6:
So bitch you wanna be alpha
Bitch I'm fucking X-Brad I'm fucking omega
Chilling like a villain like my name is Darth Vader
I'mma power up like a Pokemon Trainer

21

Verse 7:
You eating Subway and I'm eating Togo's
Fucked up at the crib off 2 Four Lokos
I was watching Avatar and I saw a Momo
Feel like Peter Griffin, I ate all the Ho Ho's
Hacking your phone, like my name's Frenzy
Perm Boy so fat he look like King Henry
2 for 4 breakfast deal at fucking Wendy's
When I go to Wendy's I'm like my name's Jeffy

Verse 8:
Alphas Only he a phony spewing that baloney
Head move slower than a damn Zamboni
Misogynistic, egotistic, very antagonistic
Let me spill some truth while my rhymes go ballistic
9+10 is 21
The amount of girls that want you is, well...none
While it lasted, I admit that it was fun
But we all know Alphas Only is done
And I'm sorry about the Core, didn't mean for that to happen
But you had it coming, you know I ain't cappin'
You got something to say, just say what's happenin'
But for now, I'm done rappin' (shout out X-Brad)

Outro:
Jeff Daniels
Pick up the phone, you little bitch
Shout out Daniel, Jeff Daniels Official, Ragu, J Mat Fitness
No shout out to the Perm Boys though, fuck the Perm Boys