Alphabet Song

[Intro: Yun Head]
Ayo!
Ayy!

[Verse 1: Yun Head]
I just went to a Target and bought the Alphabet Song
If I were to count my money it would take a long time
I went to a kindergarten and had a fun time
This girl just said, “Hi” to me and I said
“How was your day, man, I just stubbed my toe”
I want to go to another country and play a board game
My day was so boring I went on Crunchyroll
I hate kids man, I hope they stop crying
I just watched Evangelion, I'm gonna think about my life for a second, hold on
I listened to Justin Bieber, I said, “Baby”
I’m on a Discord call with Maniya and Bible at the same time
I’m on a Discord server with 1.5k members that’s crazy
(Baby, baby)
Stop talking about your dog 'cause I don't care
The reason why I don’t care, because I don’t have a dog
Girl, you built like a pineapple pizza
Girl, I just ate a pineapple pizza
I just watched Dr. Stone that show was clever
That boy asked me for money, I said never
That boy turned feminine, that’s a gender bender
I just recommend that kid into the LGBTQ community
Bruh that boy just got accepted into the LGBTQ community
Girl are you a truck because I want you to run over me
I feel your heartbeat to the beat of the drums
I just sang that song by Kesha because I want to di-
I just went to the men’s bathroom and I saw a woman
I just saw a woman play basketball
I just watched Death Note that guy is a novelist

[Verse 2: mol$]
I just hacked into some bitch's Runescape account
My homie just got charged for murder on three counts
I just ate some chicken tenders and now I'm fuckin bloated
Don't pull up bitch, my AR is loaded
And now I just punched a hoe like my name is fuckin Saitama
Blood all over the counter, now she has some trauma
The government tried to ban me from fuckin' SoundCloud
They said if I post any more garbage they were gonna kick my ass out
7 dollars in my bank account I turn that shit into a million
The amount of fucks I give is like negative a billion
I just got a hundred three-tier subs on Twitch
I just took your girl and I turn her to my bitch
Bruh I'm feeling like Erwin 'cause I'm just gonna fuckin kill my-
Bitch called me daddy 'cause I'm grabbing the fuckin' belt
Grabbin' my AK and I'm sending you straight to hell
I just gave a five-year-old kid a fuckin' L
Dumbass bitch never even learned to spell
I just ate a razor blade and now I'm in the ER
Killed my own sister when she gave me CPR
My sisters dead (Brrrrrr-pa-papapa!)
She’s dead! She’s dead!

[Verse 3: Redboy]
I don't like ping pong, I'd rather just shoot you
This big AR just connected to the Bluetooth
Now I shot the TV, I was just tryna watch a YouTube video
Then I uploaded it as a YouTube video
My teeth got diamonds, your shit look like cobblestone
I ding-dong ditched his bitch and she wasn't even home
Yun Head's name is- wait, wait, wait, whoa
I just had sex with the bee on the Cheerios cereal box
Have you ever heard of a CD? (Yeah, I mean of course, I mean-)
Yeah, see deez nuts
I fucked the butt out of a bitch, she like a double stuffed Oreo
I ordered a white bitch off Amazon so we could watch Victorious together
Then I killed her 'cause she's a Scorpio, we won't work together
Twerk team, I'm twerk-

[Verse 4: ZZZCUPIDITATEM]
My penis look like a Casio keyboard
I don't wanna kiss that dude 'cause I think that he bored
Ducks can't hold their rectums to keep them from poopin'
Lil bitch, can you please close the bathroom door, can't you see that I'm poopin'?
I might go buy a fake diamond necklace for a 150,000
I have a 150,000 'cause I commit tax fraud
You really shouldn't commit tax fraud 'cause it hurts the economy
If you're in high school then please, take a class about the economy
I was baptized in orange Fanta
Orange Fanta was made in Nazi Germany
Was I baptized in Nazi Germany?
I use beanbags to make it look like I have a bigger penis

[Verse 5: ReptileLegit]
I just woke up and now I’m taking a shit
I used my moms credit card, now she’s throwing a fit
I work at McDonald’s (Why?) 'cause I’m awesome at rapping
I have a really big dick and I’m not even capping (I’m really not)
Speaking of caps, I like them cause they make my head warm
My favorite food is sushi and I also like corn (I’m just kidding I was lying)
Netflix is expensive, so I only buy Hulu
I really like gorillas 'cause they throw their poo poo (Gorillas are my favorite animal)
I wish I was a gorilla so I can throw my doo doo
Every time I listen to X, I cry
I really don't like my ex and I hope she dies (I really hope she dies)

[Verse 6: wonder]
I just went to the kitchen and I saw Paula Deen
This fat dude at the crib eating ice and refried beans
My grandpa murdered a man when he was in World War 3
I just swallowed copious amounts of Orbeez
I couldn't help it, they look fucking delicious
God damn, I ate a fucking McChicken
That chicken probably had a family and a girlfriend
I just introduced the bitches to my ugly fucking broke friend
I just slapped the fuck out of my mom then I said "I'm sorry"
I just walked up to a cracker and I stole his fucking car keys
Broke ass pussy drove a Ford Honda Altima
I just accidentally played 100 gecs in front of the bitches
They took Stuart Little off Netflix, bitch I'm fucking livid
I thought grandma was having a heart attack, I couldn't even hear her
I was at the crib jerking off in front of the mirror
I just took my grandmas percs, and now I can see clearer (Wow)

[Verse 7: Rainepuff & $EMMY!]
I'ma start a YouTube channel with my unemployment check
Then I'm gonna get rich like Josh Peck
I just met a fat bitch, she say she from Mexico
Always bring that gas bitch, like I'm fucking Texaco
I just stole a kid from a white bitch at day-care
Shoved him in a locker then I put him up on Wayfair
BestBuy be shipping new parts for my TV
Bitch you'll get shot in the dark, you won't see me
Hopping on Club Penguin to get a mother fuckin Puffle
Bitch you'll never see all the fuckin' drugs I smuggle
Bitch I'll turn into a car like Lightning McQueen
Talk down on my name, see this AR-15
I be making millions, and y'all be making memes
Stealing from my new job, it's a pyramid scheme
I've been loitering outside and that shit is not allowed (Uh-uh)
I just robbed my co-worker and made him use his life insurance
I just decked out my pick-up with two twin turrets (Pew-pew, pew-pew)
I just stole an (Yeah) uncrustable from Wal-Mart (Yeah)
I'm gonna buy a Segway, I'm so fat, (Ayy) call me Paul Blart (Ayy)

[Verse 8: $EMMY!]
Mm, yummy, munchy, yeah, I’m eating ham
Mm, yeah, crunchy, crunchy, my ex was from Vietnam
Give me lots of money, I would probably kiss a man
Mm, yummy, I'm a chimp, I’m a monkey, eat banan
Yeah, I’m a monkey, swinging from a large vine
If you don’t pull out some money then you're wasting all of my time
Yeah, I’m sipping on Corona so pass me the lime
If your trying to cop a feature then you better get in the large line
This one time I was playing scrabble and I put the word requested down and I thought I was really smart because it’s a big word, but later realised I had spelled it wrong and felt like a buffoon
I’m blowing up so call me a balloon
I’m farting on the track because I've been diagnosed with a loose anus
We didn’t want to have to do it so hard to 'em but you know Yun Head made us
And now I’m eating her like a large sealed jar of jam
And I wish I didn’t have to finish on the song, jam

[Verse 9: MC Prophet]
I just ate some ribs for dinner, that shit tasted so good
Just ate your mom pussy, that shit tasted so good
I just rhymed good with good because I am so good
I'm really fucking hungry, I don't know what to cook
I just made a song for Yun and then I started pissin'
Just made my dick long, just like a Minecraft piston
My mom got mad at me 'cause I didn't do the dishes
Supreme in GTA is actually called Bigness
I bought a Blackberry because I didn't want an iPhone
Why your haircut look like it's an ice-cream cone
Your forehead so big it looks like the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
Your fucking acne looks like some Minecraft cobblestone
Your mom is very nice, sorry for what I said earlier
Got a perm on my balls to make the hairs curlier
I rolled around in mud to make myself dirtier
Don't know what to say next so I'm just going to say earlier

[Verse 10: vepze]
I am not a girl so I won't experience menopause
I do not like to drink, I hate white claws
I cannot read, call that exclamation proclamation
I am on a mobile device, so I cannot read the annotations
I tried to do a push-up underwater, I couldn’t do a push-up
I yelled at my father and he made me do a push-up
I was playing tag in gym class and my gym teacher made me do a push-up
My arms are looking kind of skinny, I'm gonna go do push-ups!
I went to the store to go buy some Tylenol
I just cut my wee wee after shaving my balls!
I just made twelve dollars after selling my small intestine
I just got in trouble because I was carrying a weapon
Next year I'm going to take precal
I hope to God I do not fail precal
If I fail precal that will not be good
My parents will take away my YouTube channel and then send me to a different neighborhood (ricky tokyo)

[Verse 11: ricky tokyo]
Motherfucker, you built like SpongeBob, you’re built like Mr. Krabs Motherfucker you so ugly, you’re built like my dad
Old big body, ole face, ass fake, neck having ass, looking ass
Ugly ass boy, dirty ass boy, stupid ass boy, bitch ass fucking loser ass boy
Kid ass boy, bitch ass boy, dumb ass boy
Oh say, can you see?
Motherfucker, I'm American
We don't speak Spanish motherfucker, we speak American
Land of the free baby, woo
I legally went to Walmart and purchased a Glock 15
While I proceeded to go to a day-care and shoot down fifteen innocent people including the children and staff
I told them I was hearing voices and they cut my sentence in half
What really came first? The chicken or the egg?
'Cause if you think about it, how can an egg possibly exist before the chicken?
That just makes no sense

[Interlude]
Ruh-ro, Raggy

[Verse 12: Fumiharo]
I just hopped in GTA Online and got a lapdance
Then I got on Discord then told my friends I got a lapdance
I ate a Cheeto off the floor, and then I woke up riding an elephant (Elephant)
Saw a dog then we had a conversation about recent political opinions (It was really nice)
I got a purple Lamborghini call me the man behind the slaughter (Woo)
Walk in an orphanage then I said poggers (Poggers)
I just started watching a VTuber and then she said, “Big Chungus”
I got a number 15 Burger King foot fungus
I shot at the ground 'cause the ground cracked my moms back (I did)
I fell asleep then woke up, thought I had a heart attack (What?)
Went back to sleep, shot at my dream 'cause they scared me (Bitch ass nigga)
Went to Brazil because Rio de Janeiro
I ain't talk to that bitch she look like Robert Dinero
I got mad because i accidentally deleted Flappy Bird off my phone (Don’t delete it guys)
I dont eat off of tables because they always hit my funny bone
Slapped that nigga in the back of the head because he dropped my box of Cheerios
Bitch thought I brought the Lamborghini no bitch this the Nissan
Started playing Nyan Cat bitch this my theme song

[Bridge]
Ruh-ro, Raggy

[Outro: Teelawst]
I just hit 1K monthlies on Spotify, where’s my gold plaque?
Made out with your bitch, but she had a lot of tooth plaque
Call me Aladdin, cause I just stole some fuckin' bread
Then I-