Alphabet Assassin

[Intro]
Yeah, the reunion
See, Papoose, he slaughtered the alphabet
But it's on life support
See me? I'm an assassin
I finish the job every time

A
I'm an anarchist and an angry academic activist
Axe and assassinate the alphabet in an ambulance
Ahki I'm aggy and I'm actually anti arrogant
Artists that ask in american accents by accident

B
Batter babbling battlers with a bag of batteries
Ban these bias blaggers because they're badly backwards b
Batty bible bashers get badded Basra to Brackenbury
Baffle backpackers with bars bad as a big of b

C
Catty crackheads get cancelled Canada to Canterbury
Cussing my click catch a cavalry crashed into casualty
A cunning culprit that covers conversation candidly
Cool calculated cannibal that causes carnage casually

D
Diddy didn't do diddly, dead it, did it with dignity
You dilly dally and diss from distance dig it I disagree
You did it for digits, dickhead dummy I do it differently
I define deliberately diligent delivery

E
Coz everything is everything its evidence, my essence is every element
Effortlessly edit your enterprise with eloquence
Elevate with the energy of Eminem
Every entity that's ever been a enemy I'm ending them

F
The fact is I fracture factors to fragments fantastically
Fibbers fabricate fallacies and find fantasy
I flip faithless fellas from fakers to flippin fans of me
Flippantly famish and finish these fanatics factually

G
Give gangsters gangrene and gain green gradually
Grapple and gatecrash your gathering with a gang of Gs
Gallivanting geezers get guided to the galaxy
Or gallows for gambling with a generals geniality

H
I'll happily hack hackers that happen to have a hack at me
Like Hatton I'm habitually hazardous how it has to be
Hospitalise haters from Holland, Holloway or Hackney
Hate hagglers and I hang 'em with a handkerchief

I
Illustrious illustrator
Illest in the industry
Illicitly cause illiterate idiots injury
Impatient cause Illuminati impede my innovations
While ignorant imbeciles idolise my imitations

J
I jack a jackal for his jacket and just jam
Got jittery jockeys jabbering, Jamaica to Japan
Got jealous junkie jokers jabbing, January-to-January
My journal is a journey just don't jinx my jiggy jamboree

K
I'm the key, the king, the Kaiser, reminding my kin of karma
I'm a kangaroo, keep in your kennel you curb koala
Kidnapping kleptomaniacs since kindergarten, killer
Kitties will give their kidney for a kit kat or a kipper

L
I'm a lyricist's lyricist, livid with little listeners
Listen, I'm loving living cause life is literally limited
My live lyrics lift lyricism levels luckily
Til I leave the labyrinth of London and live in luxury

M
Meanwhile my motives to motivate and mobilise my monster men
My missions to minimise misdemeanours
Mere monuments of these midgets make me milli for minutes
I may be a mad Mongrel and a manic Mesopotamian maniac

N
No my narratives, not for narcoleptic narcissists
Naive native nitwits natter negative nastiness
Numerous naughty nymphos niggle up to my navel, no
I neglect the negligee and navigate to Naples

O
When I operate, obsolete opposition get obliterated
Often obese officers ogle as their occupation
Obviously offing other obstacles is my obligation
Originality over Oscar ovations

P
It's Poisonous Poets, poised at the pulpit
Pulverise poachers and pointless posers
With potently poignant poems
We practically panic paparazzi
Passive passengers just planning to pack P's and prang patchy pampering pansies

Q
Quality over quantity, qualify quantum physics
I question quarrelly quacks and I quickly quadruple quizzes
A quarter get queasy and query with queer quotes though
These quirky quibblers get crippled like Quasimodo

R
Righteous revolution ragamuffin repping reality
Really rebelling, recruiting ready regiments rapidly
Remorseless renegade, riddims and records ripping radio
Rapping rattlers really rally rating my ratio

S
I separately severed several stupid students for steppin
And still slewing sacrilegious super sadists in seconds
Speak to Styz and savagely smack up studio sessions
Suave swingers spitting sickest similes in seven

T
Topped the talent and tenacious tendencies of Tyson
Tipped as a terrifying terrorist tackling titans
Tokyo to Tennessee, taxing timid tourists
Through turbulent times I tangle with total torment

U
Understand I'm unbelievable, that's an understatement
Uglifier, giving ultimatums to undertakers
Unanimous, undisputed, unfuckwithable
Unforgiving to ugglesome uncles they're unoriginal

V
Verbally violent and victims validate my visions
Vaporising, vanish various vigilant villains
Vividly victorious over a variety of vixens
Venomous viper vanquishes vampires with vengeance

W
These wobbling wackos are just waiting to work for wages
My words are weapons willing to wage war on you wimpy wasters

X
I see through you xenophobic x-men with a x-ray
Ex out Xmas with a x-rated sex tape

Y
These yuppies are yapping
I'm yawning, yearning for yesterday
Years when youngers played with yo-yo's
Not yet with yé

Z
I'm as zealous as Zeppelin and Zappa in my zones
I zoom like Zorro I zap these zonking zebras, my zone's a zoo

How many letters left?
Zero