Almost fine

[Intro]
Uh, things could get better
I guess
What do you think
You to
Uh huh yeah yeah yeah
Oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah
Uh huh
Check this out
Here's how I did it

[Verse 1]
Spent my last 5 dollars at Burger King
I have no money have no nothing
Which makes it impossible for me
To take care of my dog properly (Domino)
I played in a game of basket ball
At the park with some guys and my man Johnny Zee
At fat older man jumped on my back
And flared up an old high school injury
I'm still tripping off my ex-girlfriend
We broke up three years ago last week
I still write songs about that girl
But she's moved on very nicely
I wrecked my car I ride a bike
But some asshole came and stole my seat
He didn't give a damn about my life
So now I only travel by my feet

[Hook] x2
Everything is almost fine
I've just got a few of these frustrations
And they're weighing on my mind

[Verse 2]
The Mets ain't won since '86
The Dolphins lost by 55
I had to go to Mario
My little sister had to drive
I give myself these wack haircuts
So it's all uneven in the back
I can't afford a barbershop
So now I only wear a hat
My label president says I'm fat
And I need to lose like fourty pounds
And get some style in my wardrobe
And maybe audition for O-town
It's getting close to being almost fine
But when I think I pull ahead I'm really falling way behind
What was the straight line turned into a fork in a road
And I took the wrong route and i though you should know

[Hook] x2

[Bridge]
But at least I don't have lobster hands like those people i saw on Jerry Springer
And at least I can still drink gusto with true liners
Yo
My name is Marty James, alias: Scapegoat Willie
Yeah
Here we go
Here we go
Yo
Mario

[Hook] x 2