Alligator

[Verse 1]
Alligator snapped me up again
Giant tarantula crawling down my leg
Could it get any better?
The story is perfectly sound

[Verse 2]
Falling down seven flights of stairs
Pulling out my hair
Could it get any better?
The story is perfectly sound

[Pre-Chorus]
Ten-foot wave could just drag me down
Getting lost, wrong part of the town

[Chorus]
And it felt just like a dream
And it keeps on happening
And it felt just like a dream
And it keeps on happening

[Verse 3]
Forget the names of everyone I met
Learning French and instantly forget
Could it get any better?
The story is perfectly sound

[Verse 4]
Got my dress caught in the tube door
Step in vomit on the floor
Could it get any better?
The story is perfectly sound

[Chorus]
And it felt just like a dream
And it keeps on happening
And it felt just like a dream
And it keeps on happening
And it felt just like a dream
And it keeps on happening
And it felt just like a dream
And it keeps on happening
Keeps on happening

[Outro]
Lightning strike, dog bite, lightning strike
Lightning strike, dog bite, lightning strike
Lightning strike, dog bite, lightning strike
Dog bite, lightning strike, dog bite