All Your Vanity

[Chorus]
Give me all your vanity
And let's go, stare down the river
I know, he knows
A look will make it better
Even Narcissus would gawp
Staring blind and overwrought
Fogging up another mirror

[Verse 1]
Don't look down
You're in for a surprise
When you see the bags underneath your eyes
Try not to frown
The wind could turn around
You'll be stuck with that look on your mouth

[Pre-Chorus]
Today could be the best day of your life, if you'll let it
You'll be counting cash or credit
It's just a face, just a face
You know I could sell it, so sign here!
You can be happy when you...

[Chorus]
Give me all your vanity
And let's go, stare down the river
I know, he knows
A look will make it better
Even Narcissus would gawp
Staring blind and overwrought
Fogging up another mirror

[Verse 2]
Turn around
And check out your behind
It used to be the apple of my eye
Try not to drown in a sea of tears
When you weigh more than you did last year

[Pre-Chorus]
Today could be the best day of your life, if you'll let it
You'll be counting cash or credit
It's just a face, just a face
You know I could sell it, so sign here!
You can be happy when you...

[Chorus]
Give me all your vanity
And let's go, stare down the river
I know, he knows
A look will make it better
Even Narcissus would gawp
Staring blind and overwrought
Fogging up another mirror
So give me all your vanity
And let's go, stare down the river
I know, he knows
A look will make it better
Even Narcissus would gawp
Staring blind and overwrought
Fogging up another mirror