All the Hits

[Chorus]
Play me all the hits. I don’t care about that other shit. Play me all the hits

[Verse]
I didn’t pay to see you talk. I came here for some goddamn rock
Play the songs that made you big, the ones I got when I was a kid
I know you’re older, and I am too, and we both got a job to do
But when I see an acoustic guitar, I’m kind of pissed that I came this far

[Pre-Chorus]
I still got the 45s, the grooves are worn, and it sounds fine

[Chorus]
Play me all the hits. I don’t care about that other shit. Play me all the hits

[Verse]
It’s 10 o’clock on a Tuesday night. You’re standing there talking about your wife. Well, I don’t mean to be a dick, but can you please shut up and play me the hits

[Pre-Chorus]
I still got the 45s, the grooves are worn, and it sounds fine

[Chorus]
Play me all the hits. I don’t care about that other shit. Play me all the hits

[Refrain]
You’re still touring around smaller clubs and a crappy new sound. When’s the last time you hit the charts? Right around the last time, you played some rock. And if you must play a new cut, I’ll be at the bar yelling, “YOU SUCK.” Well, I don’t mean to be a dick, but can you please shut up and play me the hits

[Chorus]
Play me all the hits. I don’t care about that other shit. Play me all the hits

[Outro]
I don’t mean to be a dick, but can you please shut up and play me all the hits