All praise to the Most High

[Intro]
Ayo
If you're listening to this right now, I fuckin' love you from the bottom of my heart (All my heart, okay?)
Okay, it's fucking Chauncey666 man (I fucking love you)
All I gotta say is I fuckin' love everybody, bro it's all love

[Verse 1]
Okay big boss alert, I never split the check
I'm kickin' wreck you better hit the deck
I'm mister "never passed a pissin' test"
Steady rippin' spliffs in sesh
My clique a different kin the rest
Just wishin' to be gifted yes
My presence is depressing
Likе poverty stricken Christmases
To lеss efficient intellects
Dismiss the competition, think a
Pawn could put this king in check
I give a stinking shit what no perverted Christian bishop says
Triple 6 is spittin' def' I hope ya hoe is mincing meat
On any given track these bitches skip to me then skip the rest
Submissive in the linens, stiffest dick is what my misses get
Forgetting [?] hit 'em late night with that I miss you text
I tell her eat til' she deplete the seed and then she flee the bed
My meat erect when heat direct malicious threats lyrically
Piss the whip and weak MCs, they ease my stress

[Verse 2]
Rapping is my job and a nigga over qualified
Bonafide fertile verbal homicide
You call 'em cops, I call 'em swine
My squad halal, we cocking nines
I spot a cop and rockets fly
From his body his head get ostracized
I Columbine the beat I leave it traumatized
You call her mom I call her mine
She holla' to swallow my tallest meat and then get sodomized
My condom size is optimized to compromise the colon of my concubines
If my cum some colonists consider the coochie colonized
Uber drop her off she top me off
An' then I shoe her out the stu like "Thanks for stopping, bye"
Crack rock in my blunt, I'm not stoned, bitch I'm fossilized

[Spoken]
Bitch
What
Fuck rapping man, fuck rap
Y'all mind if I praise God real quick, I'm feeling pious
I feel great, I feel alive
This beautiful air in my lungs, thank you God
For another opportunity to walk this Earth as a child of your infinite knowledge and love
I pledge myself in all it's imperfectness to carry a guide-divine will
I swear on all that is holy I shall spread to the best of my ability love, happiness, gratitude and positivity to all beings in this plane, worthy or otherwise
All I have the pleasure of crossing will feel the wrath of undying love and I swear on all I hold dear to make it my mission in this life to keep my heart and soul unperverted by the vast ignorant hatred
For it is my duty to cleanse those who have strayed from the path of righteousness
I am your warrior, I am thy divine interpretation
I am one with the universe and it's sacred pool of boundless love
I beg of thee to be my shepherd in times of darkness
Guide me to the promised light inward bound for eternity
I shall travel across this immaculate fabrication
Born for the lone purpose of serving love
And to smite any who oppose with furious retribution
I am now and always will be your devoted servant for you are my sole salvation and I ask no greater prophet than to bask in your supreme perfection
For you are my pride, my strength, and my will
May evil quake at the mere thought of our almighty blessing and may their infidelity be forgiven under your limitless mercy of which we are all unworthy
The time of reckoning is upon us, our crusade will know no end on the tainted and impure
We will leave none untouched by our unrelenting love
And only when the disease known as hatred that plagues this realm has been abolished
And existence is cleansed of all unworthy of your guidance, may we return to our former glory
Long and hard this campaign shall be, for the enemy's council has seduced many
But ultimately, the only outcome is victory
All praise to the most high

[Outro]
Where the fuck is my Quran?!