All My Friends Are Getting Married

[Intro: Both, Charlie Curtis-Beard]
All my friends are getting married
Yet somehow I still haven't been
Invited to a wedding (That fucking sucks)
I think there's
Something wrong about me
'Cause I stay (I stay)
Away (Away)
From people on their happiest days
(Oh my, oh my, uh)

[Verse 1: Charlie Curtis-Beard]
Congratulations! (Hey!)
I'm so excited (Whoo! Hey!)
Would've told you in person but I wasn't invited (Aw)
The icing on the cake is isolation on an island
See, I wouldn't know I'm not married
I'm only 25, and that there scares me
We used to be barely 18
Now everybody married so carefree
My friends don't even care to share a reservation with me
(Shh- Shut up!)

[Bridge: Both, Charlie Curtis-Beard]
Here comes the groom and bride
With the loveliest eyes
That always leave me behind
Here comes the happiest friends
That I won't see again
At these weddings I don't attend
(Oh my, oh my, uh)

[Verse 2: Charlie Curtis-Beard, Both, Skylar Capri]
Mm, okay well
I didn't wanna get invited anyway
Not like I wanna be involved in your life
You treat my time of day
Like glancing at a resume on Saturday
See, I don't understand
How people go from being like a fam
To getting every single life update on Instagram
And people think that if you're famous
You're popular - it's a myth
Cause none of my friends invite me to their major life events
That's messed up!
Well, maybe I'm messed up
Or maybe I'm just an embarrassment when I'm effed up
So much that I'm convinced that I won't ever have best buds
'Cause everyone's adulting and I'm here playing catch up
I'll never see 'em
Walk down the aisle
Standing ovation
The prettiest smiles
And I really hate it

[Chorus: Both]
All my friends are getting married
Yet somehow I still haven't been
Invited to a wedding

[Bridge: Both]
Here comes the groom and bride
With the loveliest eyes
That always leave me behind
Here comes the happiest friends
That I won't see again
At these weddings I don't attend

[Outro: Both, Charlie Curtis-Beard]
Here comes the
(Ooh)
Here comes the
(Happiest friends)
(That I won't see again)
(At these weddings I don't attend )
(Oh my, oh my, uh)
(Ah, ah, ah, ooh, ah)