All My Friends Are Drunk

[Verse 1]
Well, this was their idea to drag me to this bar
To get you off my mind
They said, "We got your back 'cause that's what buddies do
We're gonna have a real good time
And we won't let you call her, we won't leave you alone"
Now I'm sittin' here by myself, staring at my phone

[Chorus]
And all my friends are drunk
The band is too damn loud
Some stranger's in my ear
No one to bail me out
The wheels are falling off
I'm missing you like hell
I'm sober as a judge
I could use a little help
But all my friends are drunk
Yeah, all my friends are drunk

[Verse 2]
They're bouncin' quarters in a glass
Harassing all the girls
And ain't it just my luck
That they're all singing out of tune
To your all-time favorite song
Man, this party sucks

[Chorus]
And all my friends are drunk
The band is too damn loud
Some stranger's in my ear
No one to bail me out
The wheels are falling off
I'm missing you like hell
I'm sober as a judge
I could use a little help
But all my friends are drunk
All my friends are drunk
It ain't even 10:30 yet
And all my friends are drunk
The band's just too damn loud
Some stranger's in my ear
No one to bail me out
The wheels are falling off
I'm missing you like hell
I'm sober as a judge
I could use a little help
But all my friends are drunk

[Outro]
Yeah, this was their idea
To drag me to this here bar
To get you off my mind