All Master’s RAP

[Intro: Chop Chop Master Onion]
I need to go just as bad as you
What I had this morning I don't even want to say to you

[LESSON 1: Chop Chop Master Onion/Parappa the Rapper]
Kick, punch, turn and chop the door
(Kick, punch, turn and chop the door)
Or, I will fall to the floor
(Or, I will fall to the floor)
Kick, punch, turn and chop the door
(Kick, punch, turn and chop the door)
Or, I will fall to the floor
(Or, I will fall to the floor)
Hatatatatatatatatatatatah

[Interlude: Instructor Mooselini]
U, uh, u, uh. No way!
I've been sittin' in my car yes, now for days

[LESSON 2: Instructor Mooselini/Parappa the Rapper]
Did you check the toilets on the right?
(Did you check the toilets on the right?)
Did you check the toilets on the left?
(Did you check the toilets on the left?)
Did you check the toilets on the right?
(Did you check the toilets on the right?)
Did you check the toilets on the lеft?
(Did you check the toilets on thе left?)
OK, OK. You win

[Interlude: Prince Fleaswallow]
Ribit, ribit, I can't hold it
The last toilet with me on me, I've already sold it

[LESSON 3: Prince Fleaswallow/Parappa the Rapper]
In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow, but now I really gotta go
(In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow, but now you really gotta go)
The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!
(The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!)
In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow, but now I really gotta go
(In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow, but now you really gotta go)
The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!
(The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!)
Ah...A me lose you know, I'm outta here!

[Interlude: Cheap Cheap]
Walk the walk even if you can't just talk the talk (Bawk!)
I got a call

[LESSON 4: Cheap Cheap/Parappa the Rapper]
I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written
(You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain't kidding, although nothing is written)
Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know!
(Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know!)
I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written
(You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain't kidding, although nothing is written)
Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know!
(Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes open up ya know!)
It's all yours
(Ah, this is life.)