All In

[Verse 1]
Big blind
Here comes the first hand
The dealer senses I'm a rookie at glance
Watch out
It's just me and one man
He's got one eyeball and it's staring me down
And his hair soaks the smoke of Marlboro Lights
If I'm not winning I'm not leaving tonight

[Chorus]
I can't believe what I've done
I'm all in, in round one
Nearly pulled it off as well
Until you caught me on the river
I flipped the table, duck and run
I'm howling to the sun
Pistols blowing, the money's gone
And I'm stuck here in the middle

[Verse 2]
Fight night
Here comes the first round
The bookie senses I'm a rookie at glance
Watch out
It's just me and one man
He's held the title for a year and a while
And his gloves soak the blows of left and right
If I'm not winning I'm not leaving tonight

[Chorus]
I can't believe what I've done
I'm all in, in round one
Nearly pulled it off as well
Just like Billy Two Rivers
I used a table, used a chair
Jumped off ladders everywhere
Pistols blowing, the money's gone
And I'm stuck here in the middle

[Outro]
I can't believe what I've done