All I want for Christmas is Waifus uwu

[Intro]
This probably shouldn't exist
But you know what, I'm not sorry this time
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Not even some e-girl pee
What I want is to be owned
By the meanest waifu known
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas, hehe, is waifus
Wai-wai-wai-waifus
U-u-u-uwu

[Verse 1]
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (And I)
Don't care about the hentai
I just want them here with me
I don't need a boobie mousepad
There is no time for erogames
Vtubers won't make me happy
Even if they say my name

[Chorus]
What I want is to be owned
By the meanest waifu known
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is waifus
Oh, waifus, baby

[Verse 2]
I won't ask for much this Christmas
Not even for Crunchyroll
I'm just gonna keep on praying
Please, Makima, take control
I won't ask for feet or dakis
Onlyfans can't make me simp
I just wanna kiss my waifu
2D girls won't make you limp

[Chorus]
'Cause I just want them here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
I'm a weeaboo
All I want for Christmas is waifus
Oh, waifus, baby

[Bridge]
All the e-girls whining
So loudly everywhere (Why don't you love me!?)
And the sound of furries
Owoing fills the air (Owo)
And everyone is cwinging
I hear those keyboards clicking
Santa, won't you please bring the one I really need?
Won't you please bring my waifu to me?

[Verse 3]
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
Don't you understand what I mean?
I just wanna see my waifu
Coming right out of my screen

[Chorus]
'Cause I just want them for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is waifus

[Outro]
Uwu, waifus
Uwu, baby
Hah, I'm done with Christmas parodies
That's it, last one
I need Makima to step on me
Happy holidays