All American Boogeyman

[Verse 1: Andrés]
I ran away, there wasn't much for me to say
I'm growing tired of these parties, your mom keeps asking
"Andrés, when do you think you're gonna marry our daughter?"
See, I'm the type of boy
Who wants to watch the world crash and burn
Any time I have a bad day
I'm not quite sure that I should be allowed to pro-create

[Chorus: Andrés]
'Cause I don't wanna be domesticated
I don't wanna be
Yeah, I don't wanna be domesticated
I don't wanna be

[Verse 2: Andrés]
And I slapped the bag and smashed the bottle
Got yelled at a baby shower (Andrés!)
Uncle took me to the side and said
"Andrés aren't you gonna be 27 soon?"
A boy should only get as drunk (Drunk!)
As I've been getting this whole month (As a skunk!)
If he's in the mood to kiss a girl or kill a man
I just might be in the mood for both

[Chorus: Andrés]
'Cause I don't wanna be domesticated
I don't wanna be
Yeah, I don't wanna be domesticated
I don't wanna be

[Interlude]
You either die a man
Or live long enough to see yourself become a hater

[Verse 3: Andrés]
Don't fucking test me
Y'all are way too obsessed with being forgiven
While I'm settling into my role of being the villain
And y'all can just keep swimming in that sea of binary opinions
Ones and zeroes could never hurt me
See, I could spread my love and positivity
From venues popping sea to sea
And some of y'all wouldn't be able to sleep
Until you fucking cancel me
"It's only God who judges us"
But these days it's the "morally just" people of the internet
My judgement day is coming up

[Bridge: Andrés]
I may not be what you wanted or needed me to be
But that's just life, yeah
You may not be what I wanted or needed you to be
But that's just life, yeah
I may not be what you wanted or needed me to be
But that's just life, yeah
You may not be what I wanted or needed you to be
But that's just life, yeah

[Outro: Andrés & Connor Strain]
Boo!
Your love for me was always followed by an eagerness
To throw me out into the street
Boo!
Well, if you thought that shit was scary
Then I got something a whole lot freaking scarier
Boo!
It's the All American Boogeyman and I'm coming for you
I said, "Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
It's the All American Boogeyman and I'm coming for you