Alive & Well In Argentina

[Verse 1]
All I said you have to do is drive the car
I didn't realize that this trip would take me so far
They killed two guards and wounded four
Now I'm running from the law
Runnin' scared, and I ain't gonna drive no more

[Chorus]
All the gang's down here, and the weather is clear
But you always can count on the weather
I'm with every traitor south of the equator
And we're all living happy together

So please tell Shirley when you see her
I'm alive and well in Argentina
With Adolf Hitler, [?] and [?]
Alivе and well in Argentina

[Verse 2]
So I found myself down by thе riverside
No place to run, jump inside, or hide
I signed aboard a Norwegian freighter
They needed a rating as a second-mater
Gonna sail away, baby, gonna see you sooner or later

[Chorus]
All the gang's down here, and the weather is clear
But you always can count on the weather
I'm with every traitor south of the equator
And we're all living happy together

So please tell Shirley when you see her
I'm alive and well in Argentina
With Adolf Hitler, paper hanger and cleaner
Alive and well in Argentina

[Verse 3]
When I got there, imagine my surprise
Awaiting on the dock was the gang and more beside
They was throwing frisbees, hula-hooping
Heil-ing hitler, und beschimpfungen
Waving flags, und preisen Gott
Und saluting

[Chorus]
All the gang's down here, and the weather is clear
But you always can count on the weather
I'm with every traitor south of the equator
And we're all living happy together

So please tell Shirley when you see her
I'm alive and well in Argentina
With Adolf Hitler, paper hanger and cleaner
Alive and well in Argentina

[Chorus]