Alien Freak

I swear I’ve seen the wildest things
But what’s inside my skool that wins:
He tries to hide his dark intentions
Wears a wig and contact lenses

I’ve told the world
They won’t believe it
I’ve warned them all
They can’t conceive it

Otherworldy action - that’s my claim
So please don’t tell me I’m insane!

And I fear I may have something on my hands
That nobody else can ever understand

And I lie awake ‘cause I just can’t sleep
When I know he’s there, that alien freak!
I don’t wanna lose my home
But my efforts stand alone

And it’s not like I’m the kind of guy
Who gets his kicks by spreading lies
He’s jumped through time and tried to stop me
Wrecked Mars and gave himself a trophy

I’ve watched him in his livingroom
Counting the days until our DOOM

So what if I’m paranoid?
I don’t wanna see this place DESTROYED!

And I know I got a reason to be scared
So I’ll grab my tools and get myself prepared

And I lie awake ‘cause I just can’t sleep
When I know he’s there, that alien freak!
I don’t wanna lose my home
But my efforts stand alone

But you know what?
You haven’t really won!
And it’s not like I’m ever going to LET YOU!
I don’t care what it takes
Earth’s not going down without a fight, from yours truly!
You know why? You… ALIEN!
It’s because YOU invaded the wrong PLANET!
And you just so happened to go to SKOOL with your
Soon-to-be WORST NIGHTMARE, ME!

So I’ll lie awake ‘cause I just won’t sleep
And I know you’re there, you alien freak!
I refuse to lose my home
To a thing who’s all alone